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| I Hate Kissing My Boyfriend & I Don’t Know Why! |
I’m not really sure why, I guess it just
feels like something I’m supposed to do, but I don’t want to do it and I don’t
get anything out of it. I don’t know if there’s anything I’m doing wrong or
something I should be doing differently. It just doesn’t give me any pleasure.
A: Man, oh man, you have come to the right place. I am, unfortunately for my mentions in 2018, the author of a piece titled “Kissing! Is! Overrated!” if that gives you a hint of my own stance on the matter. A lot of people were riled up by that take because they love smooching, but I frankly stand by my opinion. Kissing, to me, is pretty meh. Over half of cultures do not kiss romantically, so you and I are very much not alone in our feelings. Making out looks nice on film, sure, and I cannot argue that the Jess and Nick kiss of 2013 (New Girl Season 2, Episode 15 for the horny-curious) was hot, hot, hot. But really, when it comes down to the actual act of touching tongues, I find the whole thing very underwhelming.
To be
clear, I’ve experienced both good and bad kisses (a brag). And I have liked —
loved, even! — many of the kisses I’ve gotten (double brag), but if someone
told me right now that I could never kiss again, I’d probably be fine. I’m
not Modest Proposal-ing that everyone else ought to stop kissing;
I’m just sharing so you know that you aren’t some giant weirdo. It is perfectly
OK not to enjoy certain physical acts. Some people aren’t huggers. Some people
find cuddling off-putting. Some people don’t ever want to give or receive oral
sex. There are all kinds of things that we do and don’t want to do with our
bodies.
You aren’t
going to be turned on by everything. This is especially true, I’ve found, as time
goes on with a partner. In the beginning, we’re so horned up for our crush that
any physical contact — even something as PG as sitting side by side on a couch
— feels as thrilling as falling from the top of the Tower of Terror. And then a
few months or a year goes by, and eventually, if it’s not The Thing That Drives
You Wild; it’s often forgotten. Which, if not ideal, is understandable. Once
you’ve witnessed someone clip their toenails, it’s kind of hard for everything they
do to be a turn-on. If you and your partner are doing things that are hot to you, do those! Do those lots! If you love road
head and back massages, express that to your partner.
You
mentioned that you’ve enjoyed kissing more on occasions when you’ve been tipsy.
If you suspect overthinking might
be sapping the fun out of it for you, maybe it’s worth trying to include
kissing at the end (or at least the middle) of a hookup, rather than at
the starting line when you’re trying to get your horny cylinders firing. Or
have a glass of wine and ask your partner for “kissing practice” to
make it a lighthearted joint activity rather than A Thing That Means Something.
Now, if nothing or very few things that your partner does physically feel good to you, that is a separate problem with separate solutions. That might mean you aren’t attracted to your partner, that you could benefit from working on your relationship with sex with a therapist, or perhaps that your sexual identity or orientation is different than you’ve assumed.
Otherwise, you have no need to worry about
not liking one physical act as much as you hoped. Is it a bummer? Yes! I wish
kissing inspired more of an AWOOOGA moment for me. I will also
admit that my relationship with kissing has changed, and probably will again.
Right now, I find it somewhat hotter than I did three years ago when I wrote my
diatribe against the romanticization of mouth-to-mouth, but it’s still not the
apogee of sexiness to me. Maybe at some point, kissing will feel more exciting
to you. Maybe if you don’t pressure yourself to feel excited by it, more
enjoyment will follow. Maybe it won’t! That’s OK, too!
For now, do what turns you on. If you don’t like kissing, don’t initiate it. If you don’t mind kissing, let it happen when it happens. I wouldn’t recommend telling your partner that you don’t like kissing them, but if you want to share that Frenching doesn’t do much for you, that might be helpful information for them to have. Suggest things you do like, things that do turn you on — they don’t have to be physical, either. Share those readily and enthusiastically. Leave kissing for all the hotties out there who love tongue-on-tongue stuff — more for them!
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